the Little Murmaider

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"The beasts of the sea,
will collect and submit.
Pray for her forgiveness,
and live as she permits."

That really was a Hanzo sword...

If Tarantino were ever to direct a Disney film, my head would explode. From sheer awesomeness.

Tuff Prinsess

A portrait of my good friend as a "Disney Princess".

Snow White wanders too far into the Enchanted Forest.

Headcrabs. They live there.

Minnie Mouse Princess

Bell

As opposed to Kevin I have never tried to paint a Disney princess before.

Beauty and the Beast

Ok, so I colored it. . . And it didn't take me ages. Yay for paint bucket tool.

Well, Belle and the Beast are ready to go patrol the castle. I'd have colored them but then I'd never finish. You color it if you want. Go ahead, color it.

The Girl Who has Everything

Potential Disney Heroines

If I learned anything from Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame," just about any classic story can be made into a Disney property when you spiff it up with a little song and dance.  So I present to you my ideas for some unused "Princess" characters Disney should look into.

Disney Princess

Well, this started out as a coloring book page, and one thing led to another... Anyway, something about the image just seemed to say, "Drink Coke!". I attempted to rip off the color and style of some old illustrators- I specifically tried to imitate Gil Elvgren's colors. I'm sure he'd be overjoyed.

I may also have altered the costume and design a bit...

Snow White

What if, instead of changing the game forever with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Disney had decided to create the feature using the rubber hose techniques so popular at the time? We would live in a very different world.

New Topic: DISNEY PRINCESS

Tributes, Mash-ups, Bastardizations, Undeadifications, New Princesses, "Coloring book" entries, everything's fair game.  Just try to avoid doing something so wrong that it results in Disney shutting down the blog. :)

North Pole Hazing

"So for this reindeer game, the ball starts where?"

Santa has game dev elves.

I hate elves

And so does Avalanche, but we really love Twilight, apparently.

what the elf

Cousin Eddie

My wife thinks very little of the actor they chose for Eddie, so I had to have some fun with his portrait. I gave him Sid Farkus's yellow eyes.

Oh Edward!

Will someone of the female species please help me understand why Robert Pattinson makes them all aflutter. I mean... look at the guy!

Wait! Not Christmas Yet!

I'm totally guessing with the logo for Fork's Hospital, but I figured with a vampire doctor, this one seemed rather fitting.

Time for a Holiday Topic: ELVES

back to school

if i became a vampire, was immortal, could run super fast, didn't have to eat or sleep, and could read people's minds..... there's really only one thing i would do:

i'd go back to high school.

p.s. my first post

... then Buffy staked Edward.

True Love!

Can't you just feel it!?

Edward loves him some mountain lion.

Curse Kevin and his faster Jacob posting!

I felt like a dirty old woman lookin' up pictures of that 17 year old kid for this.

Jake Black...No, not the one who works here.

I had to do a new piece since I feel partly responsible for this topic. I also included my first one for good measure.

carrier

I new about the craziness surrounding Twilight but had no real opinion on the subject, until I saw this tool on TV. He was trying so hard to act cool and uninterested with his bed head hair but the entire interview he was fixing his hair.
Girls, please keep in mind the Rabbies and other diseases this poser is no doubt carrying around.

Undead longing

creeps me out.  Actually just undead was enough.  Mixing in lusty teenagers does very little to improve the situation.

Vamptastic

My first ever contribution to the Avalanche Blog.

Nosferatu plays outfield

Remember how in the first Twilight movie, all the super vampires go out into the woods to play sexy baseball, but only during rainstorms because they play such loud baseball? Seriously, do you remember that, or was it some ridiculous dream I had?

Bob Pattinson

It took Twilight to bring me out of my avablog hiatus.

New Topic: TWILIT

Show your love or hate for the phenomenon that is Star Wars for girls.  New (or forgotten) characters are encouraged as well!

And yes, we're doing this topic because we desperately want Kevin to contribute again, even if it means choosing a topic he has already drawn a picture for.

I'm the only Cyclops fan.

I'm a little bit miffed at Cyclops' portrayal in the X-Men movies. Apparently the best way to make Wolverine look cool was to have Cyclops be a smug, arrogant pansy in comparison. Weren't the adamantium claws and indestructible sideburns enough, Bryan Singer?!

But Cyclops, you were always there for me when my friends chose Wolvy and Nightcrawler in the six-player X-Men arcade game.

Morvund uses the wrong brain

Sorry it's so rushed, I'll update it when I have time to make things more readable.

Dr. Morvund and pal

Dr. Morvund, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.

Dr. Morvund only wanted a friend! Not even he could have predicted that his pal would someday obliterate the entire universe! Including you!

Darkstalkers

I totally forgot to post this up here. This is my entry that made it into the book.

unintended consequences

Unwittingly, while creating his evil creation Dr. Morvund somehow managed to destroy several layers of the visible spectrum forever ruining rainbows for the world.

F R A N K E N S T E I N

Dr. Morvundor Von Ragnorokenstein always wanted his very own Frankenstein. So one dark and stormy night he made one. Sadly... he was forced to use brass hockey pucks.

Happy Halloween >;-D

Mer-man

It's embarrassing to post for a topic this late when I was so close to finishing it a half-year ago when the topic was actually going on.