July 30, 2007

Bail Organa

Dumb Star Wars characters, with Hayden Christensen taking top prize, was so limitless with Episodes I, II, and III that I had to go the other direction. Bail Organa probably had the least amount of screen time as any other character, therefore I hate him the least.

July 26, 2007

die wanna wanga

Bib. What a stupid name.

Fode and Beed

You may remember these/this guy(s) as the commentator for the pod race in Phantom Menace. I hate these guys. The pod race alone offers a lot of stupid characters (mostly those in the background...or Anakin), but these guys take the cake. The only potentially cool character in Phantom Menace is Darth Maul, but instead of randomly entering the movie and decapitating annoying characters like Fode and Beed or Jar Jar, he gets killed in the end by Mister "I have the higher ground" Obi Wan. Weak.

Some rubbish about midichlorians

This guy is the perfect entry because I have this sort of love/hate relationship with Qui-Gon. The character? Great. Casting Liam Neeson? Great. Costuming and beard to look like Jesus? Perfect.

Only problem is, Jesus doesn't want to act in your movie. His boredom with the role shines out of him like a halo of un-light.

July 20, 2007

Supplemental topic: O HOLY STAR WARS

Joe suggested the idea of doing a byzantine Droid mosaic, and I know there are others here who could never profane the name of Star Wars, so let's open the topic up a little to allow entries expressing worship of all things Star Wars. And if it means the occasional double entry, I'm all for it.

July 18, 2007

poor little robot orphans


Heaven knows there's been lots of them. However, if you feel that there's never enough, you can make up something new.

Praise be to Joe Olson for the topic idea.

July 12, 2007

Cart 'o' parts

Nobody knows why he carries them around, but he'll find some use for them eventually.
It's in black and white because I used it for a workshop on value that Dave McClellan was doing.

July 11, 2007

Penny Cogsworth

Left destitute after the market crashed back in '48.

Homeless Robots

July 09, 2007

Working Class Hero (really late post)

Hello to all my Avalanche buddies!

I finally had time to finish my working class hero picture! My move to California has been great and hopefully this post will not be deleted by the moderator :)

(I did start it while I worked at Avalanche)

This is the guy who cleans all those nasty truck stop bathrooms! A true hero in my book!

July 05, 2007

Humperdink's Hitmen

A late hitman entry. OK, so they were more kidnappers than hitmen. Whatever.

July 02, 2007

Why lie, I need oil.

I love and hate those few seconds before a homless person strikes up a conversation in passing. I have heard all kinds of amazing stories, testimonails, sale pitches, and outlandish comments. My favorite by far was when a homeless guy tried to get me, Sam, and Kevin to invest in flying cars that were going to be released in 2010. I still wonder if maybe he really was from the future and I missed out on the biggest investment opportunity of my life. I bet that homelss robots would have really cool things to say too but I imagine that they would all just want a couple bucks to buy something to fill them up at the state run liquid fast food establishment across from the social security office.

Robo Hobo

Here is my homeless robot. I figure maybe he a helper for extra lazy people who dont want to dig through the dumpster themselves.