November 29, 2009

back to school

if i became a vampire, was immortal, could run super fast, didn't have to eat or sleep, and could read people's minds..... there's really only one thing i would do:

i'd go back to high school.

p.s. my first post

November 25, 2009

November 24, 2009

True Love!

Can't you just feel it!?

November 20, 2009

Curse Kevin and his faster Jacob posting!

I felt like a dirty old woman lookin' up pictures of that 17 year old kid for this.

Jake Black...No, not the one who works here.

I had to do a new piece since I feel partly responsible for this topic. I also included my first one for good measure.

November 19, 2009


I new about the craziness surrounding Twilight but had no real opinion on the subject, until I saw this tool on TV. He was trying so hard to act cool and uninterested with his bed head hair but the entire interview he was fixing his hair.
Girls, please keep in mind the Rabbies and other diseases this poser is no doubt carrying around.

Undead longing

creeps me out.  Actually just undead was enough.  Mixing in lusty teenagers does very little to improve the situation.

November 17, 2009


My first ever contribution to the Avalanche Blog.

Nosferatu plays outfield

Remember how in the first Twilight movie, all the super vampires go out into the woods to play sexy baseball, but only during rainstorms because they play such loud baseball? Seriously, do you remember that, or was it some ridiculous dream I had?

Bob Pattinson

It took Twilight to bring me out of my avablog hiatus.

November 16, 2009

New Topic: TWILIT

Show your love or hate for the phenomenon that is Star Wars for girls.  New (or forgotten) characters are encouraged as well!

And yes, we're doing this topic because we desperately want Kevin to contribute again, even if it means choosing a topic he has already drawn a picture for.

November 04, 2009

I'm the only Cyclops fan.

I'm a little bit miffed at Cyclops' portrayal in the X-Men movies. Apparently the best way to make Wolverine look cool was to have Cyclops be a smug, arrogant pansy in comparison. Weren't the adamantium claws and indestructible sideburns enough, Bryan Singer?!

But Cyclops, you were always there for me when my friends chose Wolvy and Nightcrawler in the six-player X-Men arcade game.