September 06, 2007

Spikzor Ultimus the Barbarian Sage / Paladin




Spikzor is the awsomest of all strong berzerker type guys, but except he can also use magic and has a very blue, very glowy sword!


(He lost his hand when he stole He-Man's sword and loin cloth) then he made He-Man's sword way better by carving spikes into it with his teeth.


Plus his axe is very, VERY spiky.

11 comments:

Nathan Lindsay said...

Do I notice some Bryce 3D mountains in the background?

Simply amazing.

Nathan Lindsay said...

...very simply.

Scott said...

Yes of course, why paint your own mountains when computers can do it for you! All you have to do is add in your own airbrush shadows.

David Malan said...

Scott, you always crawl out form under your rock to participate in the fantasy/bad art topics. This is a superior example of bad art/story telling.

Nathan Lindsay said...

"Stole He-Man's loin cloth" will now haunt me forever.

Joe said...

Winner!!!

aintshakespeare said...

Oh, please, He-man has a tear away loin cloth. The man is an exhibitionist. He loves when people rip the shorts off because he gets to say, "Now you know why they call me He-Man.

This picture is wicked cool/bad! I love the lightning. And the fact that he is a berzerker/mage is priceless. He is both learned and ignorant, weak and strong, man and woman. All he needs now is a pet wolf or a four breasted female counterpart.

Excellent... um... thing.

Hawk said...

This made me totally crack up.

Mike Patch said...

Hahahaha Man thats one of the funniest things Ive seen all year.

S.T. Lewis said...

Glorious glory... this is fantastic! You're the most amazing "bad fantasy artist" I've ever known. Your over-use of that particular shade of pink has burned this image into my retinas, so I'll get to enjoy this for a long time to come.

Brian Kohrman said...

My favorite! Hooray!