Wanted in the West: Wanted Poster

Last seen with Twinkie the Kid

Susan

Thanks Johnny Cash.

New Topic: BAD FANTASY ART

Ever notice how there's so much bad fantasy art out there that it's not even funny? Well, let's make it funny.

Blah

We had a dearth of wanted women, but Bryan beat me to it. I didn't like the second one well enough to make a poster out of it.

Sweet Annie Bell

Every cowboy needs a stache

My favorite part in doing this was finally being able to use the "burn edges" plugin in Painter.

Lazy Luke

Doc

Can't anyone come up with anything more original then "Wanted" across the top of their poster?

Grand Theft Cattle

No, Dee-Dee!!!

A stupid decision on Tatooine. "Mavi, mavi, mavi!"

Worst Atrocity in Dodge City

Lyle Gunnerson

You gotta be careful how you look at the sheriff's horse.

Gun Slinger

Thanks to Joe Olson for inspiration on the teeth.

New Topic: WANTED IN THE WILD WEST

Joe's original idea was "Wanted Posters of the Wild West," and I like that, but I'm making it a little more open just in case somebody has a great idea and wants to do more.

Jar Jar

I am not going to get time to do something else and frankly now I don't think I could come up with anything else better.

Okay So I'm Late and He's Not Homeless Either

But he is a robot and he's semi-worn.

Another Late Hitman

My favorite one: Leon -- he's a real professional!
I just wanted to do something different than usual this time.

Padme's Hair

There's nothing stupid about Natalie Portman, but I did wonder how she changed hairstyles so fast in the movies. Then I saw the ads for V for Vendetta. Now I understand.

The Battle of Endor

Stormtroopers who can't aim versus teddy bears with sticks... who wins? The theater-goers... that's who.

Tender moment

I opted not to go with the "worst star wars character" assignment as there are just too many to to choose from. . . Of course I'm talking mainly of Episodes I, II, and III. . . I don't even want to go there. But, upon pondering the whole Star Wars entity, the religion actually, I came up with this. I dunno if it's sacriledge, but if I get struck down, we know it was for the sake of art. So, here it is. . .Old art and Star Wars. Goes together like. . . Like. . . Oreos and milk.

Kleebo of Glutean race

I don't know what was going through my mind with this one. In Star Trek they add a few bumps to a guy's head and that makes him a new species. I think in Star Wars everybody gets drunk and starts assembling Muppets from spare parts.

I kind of wonder what sound this guy makes. Or how he intends to drink his beverage.

Late hitman

If I ever were to produced a musical it would most definitely be about hitmen.

Lego Star Wars

Princess Leia.

Bail Organa

Dumb Star Wars characters, with Hayden Christensen taking top prize, was so limitless with Episodes I, II, and III that I had to go the other direction. Bail Organa probably had the least amount of screen time as any other character, therefore I hate him the least.

die wanna wanga

Bib. What a stupid name.

Fode and Beed

You may remember these/this guy(s) as the commentator for the pod race in Phantom Menace. I hate these guys. The pod race alone offers a lot of stupid characters (mostly those in the background...or Anakin), but these guys take the cake. The only potentially cool character in Phantom Menace is Darth Maul, but instead of randomly entering the movie and decapitating annoying characters like Fode and Beed or Jar Jar, he gets killed in the end by Mister "I have the higher ground" Obi Wan. Weak.

Some rubbish about midichlorians

This guy is the perfect entry because I have this sort of love/hate relationship with Qui-Gon. The character? Great. Casting Liam Neeson? Great. Costuming and beard to look like Jesus? Perfect.

Only problem is, Jesus doesn't want to act in your movie. His boredom with the role shines out of him like a halo of un-light.

Supplemental topic: O HOLY STAR WARS

Joe suggested the idea of doing a byzantine Droid mosaic, and I know there are others here who could never profane the name of Star Wars, so let's open the topic up a little to allow entries expressing worship of all things Star Wars. And if it means the occasional double entry, I'm all for it.

poor little robot orphans

New Topic: STUPID STAR WARS CHARACTERS

Heaven knows there's been lots of them. However, if you feel that there's never enough, you can make up something new.

Praise be to Joe Olson for the topic idea.

Cart 'o' parts

Nobody knows why he carries them around, but he'll find some use for them eventually.

It's in black and white because I used it for a workshop on value that Dave McClellan was doing.

Penny Cogsworth

Left destitute after the market crashed back in '48.

Homeless Robots

Homeless Hardware

Working Class Hero (really late post)

Hello to all my Avalanche buddies!

I finally had time to finish my working class hero picture! My move to California has been great and hopefully this post will not be deleted by the moderator :)

(I did start it while I worked at Avalanche)

This is the guy who cleans all those nasty truck stop bathrooms! A true hero in my book!

Humperdink's Hitmen

A late hitman entry. OK, so they were more kidnappers than hitmen. Whatever.

Why lie, I need oil.

I love and hate those few seconds before a homless person strikes up a conversation in passing. I have heard all kinds of amazing stories, testimonails, sale pitches, and outlandish comments. My favorite by far was when a homeless guy tried to get me, Sam, and Kevin to invest in flying cars that were going to be released in 2010. I still wonder if maybe he really was from the future and I missed out on the biggest investment opportunity of my life. I bet that homelss robots would have really cool things to say too but I imagine that they would all just want a couple bucks to buy something to fill them up at the state run liquid fast food establishment across from the social security office.

Robo Hobo

Here is my homeless robot. I figure maybe he a helper for extra lazy people who dont want to dig through the dumpster themselves.

Nitro

I realize we've moved on from hitmen, but I figured it would be okay to post this since "Nitro" probably resembles a homeless robot today more than he resembles a hitman. Boy, though... in the late 80's he really packed a punch with his giant, padded club.